It's really COOL when you follow the RIGHT people in TWITTER!
It's nice reading their tweets.
LOL!!!
-Got pulled over for speeding. The cop said "I've been waiting all day for people like you"
i said "Well, i came as quick as i could".
-Just got hit in the throat with a bottle... OMG my singing career may be over before it even started.
-My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity,
I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.
-Cops never think it's as funny as you do. They sent me a picture of me speeding,
so I sent a picture of a check...
so they sent me a picture of handcuffs
-Get robbed on the street by a stranger, it's called a mugging, get robbed by your government, and it's called "taxes" ;)
-Fact of life... After Monday & Tuesday,
even the calendar says W T F !!
-If you think I'm crazy raise your hand.Now rethink that because your the one sitting at the computer raising your hand.
-When u start to read this message u will realize this message really says nothing at all and u keep reading it and u keep reading it but u can't stop reading it now can u.....lol
TRUTH=)
-Sometimes you have to step out of the ring, surrender, claim your loss,
dust of your dignity and get ready for the next challenge!
-Never live in the past because you can never change it and don't live in the future because you can never predict it,
but live life one moment at a time
-Every day we are faced with choices to make. Before making your choice, ask yourself the most basic question.
Can you sleep at night with the choice you made?
-It isn't a dollar sign that makes a good parent,
but the time, attention, effort and emotion you put forth
-A true friend doesn't care if you're broke as a joke...
your house is a mess... ...
or your family is filled with crazies...
they love you for who you are...
A true friend can go long periods of time without speaking... and never question their friendship...
-Your Life is God's gift to you, and how you live it is your gift to God.
-RESPECT is given..
DISRESPECT is earned..
MISTAKES makes me human..
FAILURE makes me stronger..
God' keeps me alive.
-Release your fears and give faith some breathing room.
-You know it is hard to leave something you love but when you got something you love more it makes it a lot more easier
-Today try to think, say and do at least one thing that makes you a little bit better version of yourself.
-Try not to burn bridges. You never know when you may have to get back over to the other side.
-Our thinking is how we make ourselves prisoners of our emotions so changing our thinking is how we set ourselves free.
-A sense of humor is a power in life...try to find yours if you've lost it...
-Arrogance is very unattractive. Strive to be humble yet still know that you, and all others, are of equal value.
-You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.
不仅不觉，2010也过了一半
大家加油一起度过吧！
